So you’re at a club, the music’s load, the girls are hot and everyone is having a blast … except for the bouncers they never look too happy and always have the impression that they have pooped their pants but are being cool about it. Anyway you want to be One- Up on all or most of the men within the room. There are various ways you can do this … you can literally buy out the bar or order 2 bottles of MOET 95 costing a total sum of £28,000 as I experienced the other day by a certain type of individual (cough banker cough) doing at the Hilton (Whisky Mist). Most of the individuals reading this probably don’t do holidays on a yatch in the South of France and don’t own a May Bach therefore buying your way to One-Up ness is going to be out of the question. However If one can be John Travolta on the floor and spew out dance combo’s like Jackson one will definitely be One-Up on every man on the floor but to rock that world your going to have to be quite a rather smooth criminal. Often girls find it extremely attractive when men can dance, that’s why the Dance Dance Revolution machine in the arcades only had nerds lined up and MJ has millions of female fans wanting to have his babies.
I know the question drumming through all your minds. “I can’t dance mr editor and I am paralyzed by the fear of me even dancing … and mr editor my father is not Prince of Wales and I not too keen on taking up cocaine either”
The simple but yet affective measures to receive results without inserting any cash at the bar or losing any dignity on the dance floor can be achieved by being in tune with the songs and one’s inner self and environment. Just by noding your head to beat and emitting the presence of a vibrant focused individual who can and will in the future be able to buy 15 year old MOET will truly take one a great deal forward on the road of success. It is good to be mentally checked and physically checked just like a car needs M.O.T and Tax to attain insurance for it. The golden rule applied by one of my good friends is “If everyone comes as race car driver come as a fighter pilot and if everyone comes as a fighter pilot then come as an astronaut” So by being ahead of all the norms ( The One-down) individuals one will always be One-Up.
A good lifeman has one eye on the ball and the other eye on the court. So Once you got the rhythm, vibe and clothes greater then the rest, look at the opposite sex and see which one is giving you eye contact. And if a girl is looking at you then there is something about you she is intrigued by … otherwise why would she look. As the demon in the black cocktail dress continues to look at you make sure before you go into the dark you make a pit stop in her bed before you enter hell. Often these shy creatures break eye contact then wait 10 seconds and look again. If this occurs you can be assured it’s on like Donkey Kong my friend.
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